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       How often has the family sat down, children, singing along, to watch "How the Grinch Stole Christmas", oblivious to the sinister subtext worming its way into our childhood psyches? At first, the narrator makes excuses for the Grinch's evil state of being. He claims that it might have been his shoe size or the size of some internal organ having nothing to do with the thought. As he delivers one of these lines, the Grinch performs a rather familiar trick. He rotates his head three hundred and sixty degrees. This motion has also been observed in the movie "The Exorcist" with a person possessed by a demon. His complaints about Christ

It is night. Young Mike lies in a deep sleep, unaware of the horror that was entering his room. The window creaked open, as a thick mist poured in. It slowly took shape. The form of a man. His hair pitch black, his eyes glowing red, he advanced upon the slumbering figure beneath the sheets. He leaned over the bed, poised to sink his fangs into the veins pulsing with life. As Mike slowly gained consciousness, he caught sight of fangs glinting in the moonlight. His eyes shot open and he opened his mouth to scream. As he did, the closet door creaked. The Count stopped. He picked up a bat from mike’s floor and slowly stalked towards the clos

If you give a hobbit a ring If you give a hobbit a ring, he’ll use it for his own selfish purposes And if he uses it for his own selfish purposes, He’ll use it more And if he uses it more, he’ll be banished. And if he’s banished, he’ll hide in a cave. And if he hides in a cave, he’ll develop split personalities, a weird way of talking, and very pale skin. and if he develops split personalities, a weird way of talking, and a very pale skin, he’ll only care about the ring, calling it his “precious”. and if he only cares about the ring calling it his “precious”, he’ll get really

The Life Lessons of Mario Kart Some people may dismiss Mario Kart as frivolous, but it teaches many valuable life lessons. The key lesson is that life is not fair. It also teaches that it is ok to use cheating and violence to get a head in life, and that winning is everything. It has a profoundly religious message: death is not final, you will just re-spawn, like Jesus. As I was saying, the key lesson, is that life is very unfair. Your skill at driving will not necessarily have anything to do with winning the race. You can go from first to last in a matter of seconds all because some bastard threw a shell at you, or knocked you off the road